I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
who does not like the term ‘Cumberbitches’
Please reblog if you’re a “CumberCollective’ out of respect for this wonderful manHe said “Cumbercollective” again on the daily show this morning.
I can take a hint, darling.I think the Cumbercollective is really gonna stick now! ^^
if you call me a cumberbitch I’ll cut you
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
middle earth
Welcome to Toronto…..
Smoking crack is one of Canada’s most cherished pastimes.
hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
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so...so it's like this all right
you know how i love pie the best
*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
you'd throw a bitch fit
i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
this really amazing cake
like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
dean wat
what are you even saying
i might be a little bit gay for cas
The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs
I am 300% done with you guys.
(Source: smangtheterrible)
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCARED
SCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHAand then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
(Source: wilwheaton)
You’re welcome
i was waiting to cross the road and two cops were standing by my side, this dudebro drives by us in his car, yells out, “girl, i’d eat you out for hou—” and smashes into the car in front of him.
idk who was laughing harder, me or the cops