I’m a nerd, but not in the useful “you’ll all be working for me one day when I invent jet packs” way. I’m a nerd in the “I have very strong opinions about history and literature and will yell them at you if you give me even the slightest opportunity” way. And that one does not pay well.
who does not like the term ‘Cumberbitches’
Please reblog if you’re a “CumberCollective’ out of respect for this wonderful man
He said “Cumbercollective” again on the daily show this morning.
I can take a hint, darling.
I think the Cumbercollective is really gonna stick now! ^^
if you call me a cumberbitch I’ll cut you
Welcome to Toronto…..
Smoking crack is one of Canada’s most cherished pastimes.
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCAREDSCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA
and then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
i was waiting to cross the road and two cops were standing by my side, this dudebro drives by us in his car, yells out, “girl, i’d eat you out for hou—” and smashes into the car in front of him.
idk who was laughing harder, me or the cops